The person in the above photo does not work for Tralfamadore Consulting
I don’t know how to replace the image in this template.
Well, I do, but I’ve chosen not to bother. It’s called minimalism.
The following services are not available:
Full-time nanny - $20 per hour
Babysitter - $25 per hour
Newborn caregiver - $45 per hour
Overnight care - $150 a night
Travel - $150 a day + expenses
A 100% Real Company
Tralfamadore Consulting is 100% bona fide, which is latin for “real”. That means this company exists. It also implies that we conduct business. It is run by an entrepreneur. If you interpret this page as suggesting that Tralfamadore Consulting is a real company that conducts business with other entities, then your interpretation is correct.
Testimonials
“What do you need a testimonial for? I’ve never hired you.”
“This website appears to be intended for commercial purposes.”
“You used to be funny. What happened?”
“This website was created to instigate commerce. It is extremely, undoubtedly promotional, and clearly shows that Tralfamadore Consulting is a real company attempting to conduce commerce. That means it satisfies all requirements under Dutch law.”
WARNING: I do not know where this form leads to.
Enter your personal information at your own risk.
Here is what we will do with your data: Ignore that it has been submitted. This means your data is NOT safe.
Please note that this disclosure makes this page GDPR compliant.
